"What do I do? What do I ... moi ... do? Babe, you've never heard of the Zig-man? Best wirehead in the biz, man. See all that stuff that Elyssa plays with? You know, the techpods, skyriders, bubblecams, redeyes, ... hey, I've even jammed with the gene-fuser itself. And when 'leece needs help from the stratecom, I'm the man! Well, okay, I mean, most of the time Gorath's givin' the directions, but hey -- I'm the 'mapman of planet fuserville' baby. I'm the conduit of battle chess Ph.D., know what I mean? By the way, what are you doin' after the interview? 'Cuz the Zig-man's at the counter and takin' orders! Hey, ... hey. Come back ... oh, yeah, he's over by the cages. Hey, I understand you gotta job to do, man. Me too. Lotsa heavy duty, like mega-responsible, you know ultimate world crisis kind of stuff -- no big deal, I do it everyday. But hey, when you're done with Gorath, come back and we ..."